Horoscopes

Aries
March 21 - April 19

Likes scones with their tea

Taurus
Apr. 20 - May 20

Can't eat salad without croutons

Gemini
May 21 - June 21

Likes their toast either underdone or burnt (there is no in between)

Cancer
June 22 - July 22

Prefers flatbread pizza over normal pizza

Leo
July 23 - Aug. 22

Baguettes or nothing

Virgo
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

Likes shoving breadsticks into their bag

Libra
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22

Thinks bread from the store is fake and just bakes their own

Scorpio
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21

Thinks bagels are toast

Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21

Likes pita, but not with hummus

Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

Eats brown bread because it's healthier, but secretly craves white bread

Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18

Likes cinnamon rolls and is a cinnamon roll

Pisces
Feb. 19 - March 20

Eats pretzels for breakfast, lunch, and dinner