Haikuscopes
March 21 - April 19
wilting flower blooms
dead octopus regrows limb
you aren't so lucky
Apr. 20 - May 20
hottest girl around
flirting with you at the store
unavailable
May 21 - June 21
puppy sits outside
sunlight on his furry back
but the dorms ban pets
June 22 - July 22
your great achievement
rendered worthless by a duck
the sound of quack quack
July 23 - Aug. 22
let the knife guide you
cutting into the soft flesh
amateur healing
Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
your finest hour
upside down, head in a pot
you perform magic
Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
ignore the future
your past is all that matters
diapers and rattles
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
allow the entry
someone has to be last place
the fire dies quickly
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
nearly all your friends
steal you away at midnight
the ransom is huge
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
let the pumpkins fly
600-foot trebuchet
built by all our dads
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
don't go home tonight
all night sessions of Starcraft
are good for your health
Feb. 19 - March 20
make haiku with teeth
this one is very angry
it bites us all. ouch