A note from your scandalous editor

Dear children and elders,

This week, we at The Tartan have spent some time creating an issue in honor of April Fool’s Day.

It contains many things, some real, some less real, and a few which may be complete fabrications.

While many of the events, names, places, officials, and acts may seem as if they could be real, they are frequently fiction under the protection of satire.

The same goes for any seemingly true event we have described. If these acts do later come true, we apologize in advance for our foresight.

We intend that this issue will amuse you, but unfortunately we can make no such promises.

We will however ask that you kindly put your lawsuits away and simply enjoy the ride.