Lessons from Hollywood: Rehab as a coming-of-age
I’d like to begin by admitting that I am completely intrigued by the goings-on of Hollywood. When I tire of the monotonous day-to-day life of the Mellon,...
Point/Counterpoint: Campus bike riders
Point: Cyclists need to be more considerate Kelly Cahill I’m a catastrophe in the morning. As I walk to class, I’m typically saddled with a laptop,...
Anatomically correct word gets book banned from libraries
The undignified details notwithstanding, I remember when, as a very young boy, I learned the word “scrotum.” (Conversely, I have no clue when I picked...
Stressful culture contributes to CAPS waitlist
You’d wait nine months for a baby to be born, a few weeks for your boots to be delivered, and one minute and 40 seconds for your Hot Pocket to be thoroughly...
Student body leaders enact unworkable plan
“Don’t naively ‘trust your fellow man.’ ” Fliers advising just that have been hanging in the UC’s girls locker room since August, when two thefts occurred...
Presidential Perspectives
There are many resources around campus that can help you design your own educational experience, but you need to know where to look. We suggest the following...
Letters to the editor
Recent readme article unoffensive to homosexuals As a homosexual and a well-practiced sodomite, I would say in defense of readme that I feel neither...