Sarah Gutekunst

Class of 2017


  • Advice For Awkward People

    Dear Sarah,

    Carnegie Mellon is such a mixed bag. You never know what you're going to get when you set foot on campus each day. Perhaps you'll run into two people in a camel suit to celebrate hump day, or maybe a bike will nearly run you over, or someone will even offer you a free condom.

    Pillbox | October 3, 2016
  • The Tartan fantasy football league heats up in Week 3

    Hello, it's me. I was wondering if after all these months you've missed getting your weekly fantasy football update from your old friend Sarah.

    Sports | October 3, 2016
  • Advice for Awkward People

    Dear Sarah,

    Normally it really bugs me that J. K. Rowling can't shut up and just leave the [ITAL]Harry Potter[ITAL] series alone for Dumbledore's sake, but last week I made an exception. She released the Patronus test, getting me where I'm weak: Internet quizzes.

    Pillbox | September 26, 2016
  • Advice for Awkward People

    Dear Sarah,

    Now that I'm a sophomore and I'm living off-campus, no more RA, no more beep boop on the way to class, and no more meal plan. And that last one is the real problem. I'm inept, lazy, and poor. All of the odds are against me.

    Pillbox | September 19, 2016
  • Review: Don't Breathe

    I've only recently come to tolerate horror as a genre. For 90 percent of my life, I found scary movies physically repellent.

    Pillbox | September 12, 2016

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