Jake Gyllenhaal’s criminal activities: an investigation
I’ve been at work for weeks, sleepless, chain-smoking cigarettes, mainlining PopSugar articles, and burning my eyes red (no pun intended) trying to get...
What did Jake Gyllenhaal ever do to you?
Ink has been spilled over Jake Gyllenhaal and all about how evil he is. But let's be real: Is he really that bad? Hollywood (and Hollyweird) is filled...
Thistles and thorns: Edboard’s take on 2021
At the close of every year, The Tartan reassesses the year’s events. We present here a list of the people and happenings that are worthy of recognition....
Student Body President: a semester in review
In my first semester serving as your Student Body President, I’ve been given the rare opportunity to work with the student body not only as a representative...