Houston Dynamo FC win Open Cup final over Miami
On Sept. 27, the Houston Dynamo of Major League Soccer defeated Inter Miami CF in 96 minutes to win their second U.S. Open Cup championship. The Cup invites...
Foul Play: They ain't play ball
In the middle of a teary meltdown over losing my favorite pop icon to the Kansas City Chiefs, I decided to drown my sorrows in one of my favorite TV shows,...
̷A̷P̷ ̷ Tartan College Ball Top ̷2̷5̷ 10
By Kyle "Penn State or State Pen" Hynes, Eshaan "Texas Believer" Joshi, Jack "I don't even go this school" Hawk, and...
The NFL (Taylor's Version)
I’m sure if you’re a die hard Swiftie or pop culture enthusiast, you’ve already heard the news about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. But you didn’t hear...
Gahnta dah Supah Bahl - Kenny's Version
Week 3 was an absurd fever nightmare. When people refer to “dark humor,” their jokebooks need to consist of less slurs and more statlines from this week....
#24 CMU football takes 19-3 victory over Allegheny College
Men’s Football The 24th-ranked Carnegie Mellon men’s football team took on the Allegheny College Gators on Saturday, looking to rebound after the previous...
The Penpire strikes back
It’s finally here gang, hockey is back!! And by golly let me tell you, I am so excited to see how this season plays out. Here’s what happened last week: On...