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Carol Kolb, head writer for The Onion, spoke on Monday about the process of writing satire.

Onion writer talks satire, controversy

“If you shut up and listen, maybe you’ll learn something,” The Onion's head writer Carol Kolb said, beginning her talk in McConomy Auditorium last Monday.

Tyler Bryan, a Kiva Han cashier, looks at a sign announcing that the coffee shop will close on Feb. 19.

Kiva Han to close in February

On Feb. 19, Kiva Han Cafe will close its doors for the last time.

Postdoc attempts to ban smoking

Physics postdoc Patrick Coles has started a petition to ban smoking on the Carnegie Mellon campus.

Mark Ladner, who has worked as mailroom coordinator for four and a half years, is changing positions.

Ladner leaves package pickup

A “We Miss You, Ladner” Facebook group was set up, which gained over 250 likes in just a few days.

Campus News in Brief

CMU engineering professor appointed fellow of AIAA and CAS researchers start new exploratory media initiative.

Lecture Previews

Find out what lectures are happening this week.

Crime and Incident

A student reported being the victim of a fraud from a fake advertisement on the TartanTrak job board website.

Statistically Speaking

Florida’s Republican presidential primary is Tuesday.

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